Det har skett några ändringar eftersom Gabriel tyckte att den blev för snuskig.

Son - Isabelle
Daughter - Amanda
Mum - Leo
Dad - Gabriel

Såhär lyder våran:

Daughter: Five pounds a week just isn't enough! Can't I have another £2.50p?
Mum: No, that would be far too much! You're just being greedy!
Son: When I was your age, Sally, I only got half of what you're getting.
Daughter: But you had a week-end job as well, so you always had plenty of money.
Dad: Well, why don't you get yourself a job!
Daughter: I've been trying, but there just are't any around here.
Mum: What do you want more money for, anyway? What do you spend it on?
Daughter: You've no idea, have you! It's not fair! All my friends get much more pocketmoney!
Son: Couldn't you earn money for doing small jobs around the house?
Dad: NO! You can sell yourself on the street.
Mum: No, no, no. You don't get enough money from that. I have already tried it.
Dad: Are you calling me cheap!?
Son: Daddy! I want a unicorn!
Mum: SHUT UP! (den här scenen är läskig, jag ryggar alltid undan innan han skriker XD)
Daughter: Go watch Digimon, you cunt!
Son: Ok then. Byiiie!
Sonen skriker "DIGIMON!" och springer ut ur rummet (någonstans här kommer jag lyckas med att springa rakt in i dörren och faila xD)

Daughter: Can I get my money now?
Dad: Of course darling. Wait a minute.

Mum: Mmm, I'm getting horny. Let's go swap brains.
Dad: Ok.
Föräldrarna går mot dörren

Daughter: I still want my money!
Mum: We're busy!!!
De går ut och mamman smäller igen dörren.